I ave decided to be goin to help our new allies dem Blood Elveses... Me moved to their lands and aid them in their tasks. Me be keepin me fingers and toes crossed me will be rewarded with one of dem dere mounts. They be big birds like plainstriders only not see?

I be back Mon. It be over more den a year and it be time for a fresh new start. Me be suffrin from a terrible blow to da 'ead and me be forced to start over from scratch. But i start out with good cheer and courage ready to prove me be da same One and Only Troll Shaman in Azeroth. We be talkin' to da old guild Anathema and we be awaitin word back to see if they be ready to be graced by me presence once again.

Also....da chat in da Barrens....i must have been blocking out dat memory. Dear Jujubi it be truely 'orrible Mon. Oh and also...jumping down da secret path to get to Ratchet and its flightpath....not the bestest idea evah.

So after da passin of Valentine's Day. Tuskan be findin himself mucho alone, till he realise he be da original Troll Shaman Pimp in Haomarush! He be lookin far and wide and came across da Hoth Troll Tusken. She be mightily impressed with the size of me tusks and showered me with love and adoration.

No really she was compliant....and possibly drugged and mostly unconscious at the time. I be thinking a picture be saying more den a thousand words. Pimp on!

Even though there were an insane amount of wipes in Zul'Gurub for no reason....
Even though we cleared up to Majordomo Executus without Me as da Out of Combat Rezzer....
It seems dat nothing can be killing da ImbAnathema's good spirit!


Here be a picture of da afterparty
More Action!



Tuskan be da pimp mon. Bilke be my bitch. Here be a picture of mah new pimping threads including ma pooch. Me be thinking of calling 'im Spamium or Trivage....

Hmph.

Seems my grandson is slacking off again...as usual....
That no-good worthless.....

Anyways.... here be somethin new on 'There be no Troll'

Dere be a Troll now...

Welcome to

COOKING WITH GRANNY! (tm)

Dis Week:

Boiled Monkey Brain with Spiderleg Garnish


Ingredients:
- Mistvale Gorilla Head
- A Dozen Spider Legs
- Butter
- Half a cup of Monkey Blood
- Dark Iron Ale

Step 1:

Travel to Stranglethorn Vale. Find a Mistvale Gorilla, preferably an Elder. Kill it, avoid excessive blunt trauma to its skull. Seperate its head from its shoulders, thats the whole head. Make sure to secure some of the blood.

Step 2:

Find some Giant Spiders, they are plentiful and should prove easy to find. Kill them and cut of their legs at the torso. You need a dozen so killing three spiders will secure enough legs for two meals. Double the other ingredient requirements accordingly.

Step 3:

Obtain some Dark Iron Ale, i would suggest Dark Iron Dwarves....im sure you could have figured that out by yourself. How to get it....i suggest you are creative. Torture works i heard.

Step 4:

Use a saw blade to cut along the top of the monkey's head, careful! a shallow cut, just enough to cut through the skull. Lift the top of the head off by a tuft of hair....scoop out the brain. Drop the brain into a kettle and boil it, clean out the inside of the skull.

Step 5:

Bake the spiderlegs, mix the Dark Iron Ale, butter and Monkeyblood to create a sauce, which will flavor the legs. Return the cooked brain to the skull and decorate the plate around it with the spider legs. Pour the sauce over the legs, but make sure to save at least half to pour into the skull to flavour the brain. Replace the skull top and serve.

Enjoy!

Here be da brave men an women of Anathema in a victory pose after helping me down Domo as he likes to be called by his mates. Congratulations Anathema!
Included below be Domo's former boss who be being non too happy dat his Butler wanted to join our Guild. Venting his displeasure on my poor Guild Members after i had be departed......

It seem to be dat our Ninja training be paying off Mon! Last night we confronted da last boss before da big man Ragnaros. I present to you, Majordomo Executus. By da time i be getting there i be de only one left, he be mucho impressed by ma strong voodoo and mojo.....
He be surrendering to us...me immediately, after i kicked da crud out of his posse of eight. Allright allright, i wasnt alone, dere be some others, dey be helping...slightly.

As Ninja training continues (read earlier post), Spammage our resident 'More Action' Mage is working on battle plans, tactics and strategies. Da boring stuff, Ninja training is going well, Spammage's tutoring leaves much to be desired. Here be him teaching a set of students....yes he be rather long winded. A deadly weapon as you can see. More Action, Spam!