You know da big undead masses of meat? Abominations....especially de ones called Bile Spewers near da slaughter´ouse in Stratholme? ......Dats what me be feelin like, as if dere be biles runnin down me nose.....drip drip drip.....me gots a severe cold mon.

Ugh. I be woken with da biggest eadache in all my years. Perhaps i should have laid off da maggotjuice and beetlesnacks....


...Ill never be drinkin again, Mon. Not evah.

....It be a good ting Granny didnt know what i be tinking or else i surely be....

....Hey wait a minute!

Da Tuskan spent his day facing up to his responsibilities, like a man....well Troll. Like an adult Troll. Which be a good ting, seeing it be da celebration of Tuskan's Granny.


Dis be her. Granny Jujubi. It be a good ting i came willing, she can shrink heads across great distances. And people say she be a mind reader too.....dat be untrue. After all im still here. She be the ugly part of family, unlike me.
Anyways, da Tuskan be back in due time.

I, Tuskan

Greetings, Mon.
I be Tuskan, as a level 60 Troll Shaman, i be a minority on Haumarush. Even in me own Guild im a rarity. Which be okay with me as i am revered and worshipped by all. My guild is Anathema, i let my servant Necromancer run it for me, he seems to forget i be da bossman.

Here i be in all me Sexy Goodness.

This picture was taken for all da Female Troll Fans. I be in Molten Core here, wearing me YMCA Crimson Cowboy attire.

Send me your love!

*No Trolls were hurt in the making of this photograph.